WWII+Theater+Project+2009+D+Act+VII

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JAPAN: Konichiwa! WE JAPAN! MUAHAHA. WE TAKE OVER WORLD – Who we start with?

(Chinese man skips and pokes around in the background)

JAPAN: THEM☺ (points)

(Chinese man stops skipping)

(Japan goes to kill China in the awesome way and China man goes NOOOOOOOOOOO)

LoN: Well. That was very mean of Japan… Ho hum. Should we help China?... No, we want peace. Japan – you wont do that again right? Japan: Well… LoN: ALRIGHT! China – figure it out China man: NOOOOOOO China: ALRIGHT THE LEAUGE OF NATIONS IS LIKE SO USELESS. WE HELP SELVES. FIGHT JAPAN. HA. Japan: WHY YOU SO STRONG HUH?

So change of plan… JAPAN: NOW WE GO EAST ASIA We will make a pacific empire just…. Without China

… Narrator: WAIT A MINUTE. ARENT MOST OF THOSE EUROPEAN AND AMERICAN COLONIES? HOW ARE THEY GONNA REACT TO THAT?

US: Oh man. Our colonies are there… Y’all… we gotta prepare… Lets help them get rid of those Japs. AND STOP SENDING THEM OIL. Japan: AMERICA! WHAT AMERICA DOING TO US! OHHH HELLO KITTY. Yamamoto: We need get rid of Americans Japan: OH! OKAY! WE BOMB PEARL HARBOR!

BOOM (Boom Pow)

JAPANESE: PEARL HARBOR DEAD!!

Australians: BLIMEY MATE! Didja see that bonzer boom? OH A CROC US: Alright. This is what we gotta do – we have to gang up against Japan

HONG KONG JAVA BERMA SUMATRA BORNEO CELEBES INDONESIA KOREA MALAYA MINOLA ALL DEAD. YAY. SUSHI. WORLD CONQUEST TOMORROW.

Australians: ALRIGHT MATE! BLIMEY OH REILY. LETS TELL DOLITTLE TO BOMB TOKYO THEN

Small boom boom pow

JAPANESE: MY GAWD! WE SAD NOW;( APPALLED. THEY MEAN. WE NO SPEAK THEM NO MORE. NOW GO BOMB MIDWAY Fighting sounds ALLIES: Blimey we won the scorching battle of midway! But we still have to defeat them eh? MacArthur: I HAVE AN IDEA! I HAVE AN IDEA! I HAVE AN IDEA!!! PICK ME!! Allies: Okay…. Mc Arthur. MacArthur: OKAY! (smiles and pushes glasses up) SO LIKE.. You know how the Japanese Islands are very well defended and it will be like so hard to bomb them all? Allies: Yes… that is the problem Mac Arthur: So bomb only the ones that are near Japan which aren’t that well defended! HAHAHAHAHAH! ITS SO SIMPLE AND BRILLIANT. Allies: oh then the other ones will die too because they cant get supplies ☺ LETS GO ISLAND HOPPING

(Allies and Mac Arthur hop offscreen)

(a lot of shouting and fighting sounds)

(Allies and Mac Arthur hop back with very messy hair and a lot of scratches) ALRIGHT CHAPS? ALRIGHT

Editing: Ashley Script: All Acting: All