Janet+Wilberforce+Script

MC; Hi hi people~ Welcome to the Wonderful Beautiful Phone-Calling Radio Show! yes yes yes as usual, we have a guest who is a historic figure But then, today is going to be a little different than usual! At the end of the show, you are going to guess who the guest was for today! Obviously, the first person to get the question will get a prize! oh yeah, btw, the prize is quite pricey so you want it! SO listen very carefully today~ Now, lets call our incredibly beautiful guest ring ring ring ring WW’s servant; Yes this is beeeeeeep (William Wilberforce)’s house. may I help you? MC; May I talk to Mr. beeeeeeep? WW’s servant; Mr. beeeeep get the phone please WW; Yes this is beeeeep speaking MC; hi hi! I am from the future! (pause) oh well that is how everyone acts when they get the phone SO Will you answer a few questions I have for you? WW;.......uhmmmmmmm okay.... do i get paid? MC; ............ anyway~ now~ please tell me something about you in five sentences! ...  ... wow i feel lyk a teacher giving students an assignment WW; well my name is beeeeeeeeeeeeep I was born in the year of 1759 on August 24th in Hull and died on July 29th, 1833. My daddy is a wealthy merchant so I was able to study in Cambridge University where I began my friendship with William Pitt who becomes a Prime Minister in the future. In the year of 1780 I was a member of the parliament, later, representing Yorkshire. yes yes yes I am a genius MC; sure u r........ well what did you do to consider yourself as being a ‘genius’? WW; you know how the Great Britain had slave trades from africa and used slaves? MC; yeah what about it? WW; well apparently, this lovely person who is on the other end of phone-line allowed Britain to get rid of the slave trade from Africa. Not only that but I also allowed British to get rid of slavery and free slaves! ah me! I also campaigned for education for children by participating the Association for the Better Observance of Sunday with Hannah More! MC; Well, I guess being friends with the Prime Minister helped a lot! haha ANYWAYS, why did u do all those things for black slaves? The whole thing didn’t even involve with you, didn’t even influence you, and your actions did not make you be affluent. WW; I wanted to renew the society. I wanted to make the world a better place to live for human-beings because it was horrible thanks to the unethical, immoral, unbelievable stupid society. MC; yes yes yes the society is unethical. WW: Do you have any more questions left? Because I am very very tired. I want to go to bed... god.... the sun is setting you know MC; Ah fine go away! (hangs up) MC; Yes, this is the end of the show~