Enlightenment+iMovie+Project+Jenny+Soyun+Patrick+Minhee

media type="youtube" key="LHNL79A-Xcg" Topic: reason vs religion Characters: Jenny Lee: obsessive pope Soyon Jun: student 1, Principle Minhee Jo: teacher Patrick: student 2,secretary Scene 1 -Phone calls- Secretary: Yes? This is the Vatican. Unknown Person: @#%#$@^%^ Secretary: Uh-huh, I see I understand. Yes, I will tell the pope. (goes to pope) Pope: THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE!!! Scene 2 Teacher: Good Morning Class! Today we’ll be learning about the human evolution, dinosaurs, Motesque, and the Age of Enlightenment! Students: *sighs* Teacher: Well, we’ll learn about the evolution first! The human evolution was first thought up a scientist named Darwin….. Student 1: Mrs. Teacher! My parents told me that humans were created by Gods. Scene 3 (bam!) (Pope kicks open the door) Pope: WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS MADNESS??? Teacher: I’m the teacher of this class. Can I help you? Pope: WHY ARE YOU TAINTING THEIR PURE MINDS WITH THIS CRAP? YOU IDIOT! YOU ARE NEVER GOING TO GO TO HEAVEN! Teacher: Well, um… I’m teaching them about the very important stuff such as the Enlightenment and evolution, not crap. I believe its called EDUCATION, the theory or practice of…. Pope: Human evolution, the Age of Enlightenment??!? GOD CREATED HUMANS, AND WHY ARE YOU TEACHING THESE PURE YOUNG MINDS ABOUT SOME SINNERS? (takes out an bible, flips pages and points) Teacher: Well, this is quite rude! Who are you by the way? Pope: I am the pope! Teacher: Well, pope sir, I think you’re being quite rude. Anyone with reason and logic would know that human evolution is correct and that the Age of Enlightenment was very important to human history! Now look here, if the evolution wasn’t real, why do we resemble apes? And if the Age of Enlightenment didn’t happen, there wouldn’t be democracy! Pope: This is outrageous! THIS IS A CONSPIRACY!! THE SCIENTIST JUST MADE THAT STUFF UP TRYING TO CONTROL YOUR MINDS! Teacher: POPE! (Shows her picture of a fossil) Teacher: WHAT DO U CALL THIS?!!??! IT’S A FREAKIN FOSSIL! IT’S CALLED LOGICAL REASONING!!! Pope: WTH. IT’S A PIECE OF ROCK!! THIS ERA IS NOT IN THE BIBLE! Teacher: WELL, WE HAVE PROOF!! WE HAVE REASON TO BACK THIS UP!! YOU…. Pope: WE DO TOO!! (holds up the bible) Scene 4 (student raises hand) Student 2: Mrs. Teacher, my mommy said that God created the world. So did he create the dinosaurs? Teacher: No, God may have started the universe but the dinosaurs evolved over time from miniature sea crea…. Pope: Child, God created everything, and there is no such thing as evolution or dinosaurs don’t listen to this mad women… Scene 5 (Door opens) Principle: What is this? Why is it so loud up here! Teacher: I’m sorry Mrs. Principle, but you see the pope here is interrupting our lesson! The pope says that dinosaurs and human evolution isn’t real! And I’m quite sure that the pope will disagree that Montesque, Locke, and the Enlightenment were all crap! Pope: Of course it is! Why on the world are you teaching this madness? Principle: Madness? What do you mean madness? It’s because of the Enlightenment that humans were able use reason and logic to explain stuff instead of saying everything was god! It’s because of the Enlightenment… Pope: (interrupting and waving both hands as if pushing smth aside))That people began to lose faith in god! Because of those mad sinners during that time, the holy lost many of its faithful followers! It’s because of those people that god began to punish us with Global Warming and the crisis going on this world! Principle: You are the one who’s mad! It’s because of those “mad people “ that we can enjoy freedom and liberty! It’s because of those people that we have overcame various barriers! Pope: Madness this is! I am going to report this school to the public! All those who are faithful to god will show you what a sinner you people are! You will never go to heaven you witch! (uproar, teacher runs at the pope, starts a fist fight) Scene 6 Teacher: Well I guess this mess is over…..Let’s go to our next class! Credits Credits to Jenny Lee……………..as obsessive pope Soyon Jun……………………as a pure minded child Minhee Jo……………………..as the teacher Patrick…………………….as the secretary Extra: Pope: (stamping on textbooks) I WANT JUSTICE!!! Story board